Clearly Malfunctioning in Many Important Regards

Let Us Be Your Style Barometers, Already
You guys, I don't want to be a -- what's the word -- fucking asshole, but Le Monde is bumming hard, like I pretty much live in a shopping cart now, with duct-tape booties and frantic beard-scratching -- invisible beard, I am still a lady -- but anyhow I can pretty much only bring myself to eat candy, and it's making me spazz like a mason jar of bees and fresh Coca-Cola being shaken really hard. So let's go ahead and do one of those fantastic:
HOTNOT
ducklings and also mothskittens (LET IT GO PEOPLE)
slightly looser pantssituational gayness
"fuckitude"giving even one crap
considering quitting smokingactually having to quit smoking
the arcade firethe new interpol SORRY
telling you to chomp a dongbeing told to -- er -- you know.

[12:27pm pst]
trouble started by claude le monde
October 11, 2004 • 3:26 PM est • #

Comments from Foolish Amateurs:

Um, can you explain "situational gayness?"
*kri
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:51 PM est  


Oh, and hello! J'aime beaucoup ton blog.
*kri
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:01 PM est  


"acting gay when it's expedient, but not other times" and/or "being gay (used in angry vernacular) in any number of situations." obviously that came out of one of those moments that i've now forgotten the impetus for. and it's not like jer ever posts anything on this, the--what? fourth entry of our blog, so he can leave gregor alone, and i hereby dub his behaviour: Situationally Gay.
# posted by Blogger claude le monde : 5:48 PM est  


When you like kittens and they're drowning
When situational gayness is pointed out
When you find you must quit smoking
When the crap you have leads you to doubt
When there's no information
And the compass turns to nowhere that you know well

Let le monde be your stylist
Let le monde guide you
She'll guide you well

(does one have to say "apologies to sting" when in fact one does not want to apologize to him at all, but when one wants to indicate that this is a parody and works better when sung to the correct tune?)

--"weird" anne yankabitch. bwaahaaaaaha.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:20 AM est  


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