Jeremy Broomfield: not notcakes|
Claudia Sherman: robot botcakes
I AM DYING
UD: it's me.
what can i do?
is TIMMY IN THE WELL AGAIN
CLM: i quit smoking
and i got my @#($*& period
UD: AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?!
CLM: i want to cry while killing everyone and eating a whole pizza
CLM: day 3 is TO-DAY
UD: NOT FAIR
UD: do your boobs hurt?
i hate that
and i am old
UD: oh stop it
CLM: and decrepit
and it's winter
UD: ha ha ha ha
(that was supposed to be a whine but i will accept a reading of "whinny")
UD: and.... dolphins are dying!!!
AS WE SPEAK, PROBABLY
CLM: SO DEAD
ASIAN BIRDS ALSO
UD: sneezing, feathers
do you have any coping mechs other than pure willpower for your smoking cessation?
CLM: which, by the by, makes me iNsAnE
UD: that's the schmoove
CLM: i can't go on the 'butrin b/c i am bipolar
it turns me into a 'Nam vet
UD: b/c you're bipolar, or b/c you're on other meds for bipolarity?
CLM: b/c i am
CLM: regular depresso meds turn bipolar people crazy. ironically (?), it is one of the ways we are diagnosed
it's kind of like (voice of Zuul) "CHOOSE"
"you only get to be one, sucka. manic OR depressive. CHOOOOSE"
CLM: SAY NO TO LITHIUM, FRIENDS
UD: is lithium for the Man or the Dep?
CLM: the Man
UD: i thought the Dep
CLM: it just "levels you out." unfortch, the "levelling" is like mario world 1-2
UD: you must have made that joke before
it's toooooo funny
CLM: nope, just for you
CLM: so few ppl appreciate my nintendo chops
how are YOU, my brotha
UD: i'm awesome
CLM: YEAH you are!!
CLM: DOES NOT COMPUTE. next you will tell me you have CORNROWS
UD: i know
i wake up at like 8am
WHO ARE YOU
UD: ready to box the world
CLM: helena-box, or sugar ray leonard box?
i am completely ready
to remove the world's limbs