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Jeremy Broomfield: not notcakes
Claudia Sherman: robot botcakes
UD: heh
CLM: JAMMY
JAMMERS
I AM DYING
HELP ME
UD: it's me.
okay!
what can i do?
what's wrong?
is TIMMY IN THE WELL AGAIN
CLM: i quit smoking
and i got my @#($*& period
UD: AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?!
CLM: i want to cry while killing everyone and eating a whole pizza
UD: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGHGH
CLM: day 3 is TO-DAY
UD: NOT FAIR
CLM: SHRIEK
UD: do your boobs hurt?
i hate that
CLM: HAHA
and i am old
UD: oh stop it
CLM: and decrepit
also fat
and it's winter
UD: ha ha ha ha
CLM: WHHYYYYYYYnnnnneeeee
(that was supposed to be a whine but i will accept a reading of "whinny")
UD: and.... dolphins are dying!!!
AS WE SPEAK, PROBABLY
CLM: SO DEAD
DYING
ASIAN BIRDS ALSO
UD: sneezing, feathers
do you have any coping mechs other than pure willpower for your smoking cessation?
patch?
gum?
CLM: nicorette
UD: wellbutrin?
CLM: which, by the by, makes me iNsAnE
UD: that's the schmoove
CLM: i can't go on the 'butrin b/c i am bipolar
it turns me into a 'Nam vet
UD: b/c you're bipolar, or b/c you're on other meds for bipolarity?
CLM: b/c i am
UD: hmm
CLM: regular depresso meds turn bipolar people crazy. ironically (?), it is one of the ways we are diagnosed
it's kind of like (voice of Zuul) "CHOOSE"
"you only get to be one, sucka. manic OR depressive. CHOOOOSE"
UD: suxx
CLM: SAY NO TO LITHIUM, FRIENDS
UD: is lithium for the Man or the Dep?
CLM: the Man
UD: i thought the Dep
oh shit!
switcheroooo
CLM: it just "levels you out." unfortch, the "levelling" is like mario world 1-2
LOWWWWW
UD: hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CLM: DOODOOdoodooDOODOO
UD: you must have made that joke before
it's toooooo funny
CLM: nope, just for you
UD: ROFLCOPTER
CLM: so few ppl appreciate my nintendo chops
ANYHOW
how are YOU, my brotha
UD: i'm awesome
CLM: YEAH you are!!
UD: tan
CLM: DOES NOT COMPUTE. next you will tell me you have CORNROWS
UD: i know
i wake up at like 8am
CLM: WHAT
WHO ARE YOU
UD: ready to box the world
CLM: helena-box, or sugar ray leonard box?
UD: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i am completely ready
to remove the world's limbs
[12:33 pst]
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trouble started by claude le monde
September 27, 2006
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