Jer.
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Jer.
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Jer.
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Hey. Jer.
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Jer!
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Jerrrrr!
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Jeremy!
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Dude! Jer! I am talking to you!
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Jeremy Claymore Broomfield!
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Hey there! Hi, Jer! Hi there, high chair!
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Jeremy Whoopistle Broomfield!
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Jer.
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Jer!
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Jer!
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JERemy.
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Jeremoo?
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Jereboo?
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Jerefoo?
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I missed a day. NOW who's not updating regularly, hmmmm? Jer?
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Jerome E. Blumfeld!
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Jeremy ""Jeremy Broomfield" Broomfield?
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It's been a year since this turned into an advice column, yeah? Dear Dr. Donor,
I am bored.
Sincerely, Laurabelle
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Dear Presidente Le Monde, I don't feel too good, either. Unnecessarily, Laurabelle
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Jeremy Brushaby* Broomfield! My great-great-grandfather's name was Brushaby. I tried to get my brother to name his firstborn "Brushaby Brushabee" but no dice. At least they went for Tallulah as a middle name. True story.
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Oh, Sugarlump. Life is hard. Good, I'll grant you, but hard. (No, no, she said, "Good and hard.")
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Jermoodle Broomfoodle?
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Vampires are stupid.
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You are not stupid.
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ERGO you are not a vampire. 'Smath.
# posted by : 9:25 PM est
All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl.
# posted by : 2:45 PM est
Oh, Jer. I am thisclose to ceasing to care. Your determination not the update UD V. CLM is beating down my determination to pestering soul.
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He's never ever going to read this, is he, Claude? Please to note: I have given up. Awesomeness on the inside only!
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Resneak reattack. Never say die! jerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjeryourearsareburningjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjer
# posted by : 7:41 PM est
8 September 2007 Dear Diary, Who Jer no update? Even Claude no update. So sad. Try again tomorrow.
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but vampires are hot & sexy, everyone knows this. are vampires native to LA?
Things are native to LA? Like dust and anorexia? Bite a vampire before he or she bites you, amnd maybe you'll redead the undead. Prebitten, twice shy, yo. Claudia, Claudia, How I applaud ya, Claudia the Vaaaaampire Biter.
# posted by : 7:12 PM est
Dear Drs. Broomfield and Le Monde, I read UDvCLM all the time but have never had a reason to write. My problem is this: I have a vampire in the basement with the mice. I left a line of baking soda across the doorway, but it still got out and bit my son. Any tips on how to keep it in the basement-- or better yet, how to get rid of it? Thanks, Laurabelle
# posted by : 7:03 PM est
Which came first, the chicken or the update?
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Line at the bottom: I am so bored. Back to the hasslin'! Someone contribute meaningfully to the (sub)site!
# posted by : 10:11 PM est
yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah. see, baking soda acts like meth to a vampire (they ARE native to LA--any white lines [PURE AS DRIVEN SNOW!] they're going to stuff straightaway up their undead nostrils). your best choice is to put the vampire back in the basement and get way, way, way more mice down there. -claudia (blogger is a whore)
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yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah. see, baking soda acts like meth to a vampire (they ARE native to LA--any white lines [PURE AS DRIVEN SNOW!] they're going to stuff straightaway up their undead nostrils). your best choice is to put the vampire back in the basement and get way, way, way more mice down there.
# posted by : 7:53 PM est
Hey. Hey, Claudia.
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Hey, Claudia. Hey.
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Hey, will the vampires biteybite the micies and make a vampmouse or two? Hey?
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